So here's the deal.  Back in like 1954 or something, a rogue group of heathens were on the run from a top secret organization.  They were hunted down because of super ultra top secret...secrets that they knew about super ultra top secret government groups.  Of course, this group of heathens managed to escape and together they compiled a group of files that could alter the course of human history.  FOREVER.  That's a long time if you think about it.  This group of files were dubbed The Justice Files, and those files have been carefully packed away until the time was right to let the world know what's really up.  

That time is now.  

Actually, it's 12:24pm, but that's not the point.  

The Justice Files were compiled, copied, kept in vaults, made into paper airplanes, then copied some more until reaching their final form.  It resembles a paper ball, in case you were wondering.  The group responsible began dispensing these files, and created what you know as The Justice Files Project, or J-FP for short.  Here at the J-FP we're dedicating our time and talents to bring the truth to the world.  Also we're trying to liven things up a bit.  If you're ever feeling down and need a place to turn to for support, you'll find it down the road at a counseling center.  

Okay, seriously though, we're here to make people smile.  You deserve it.  You get up everyday and live this thing called "life" and we're just trying to make it a little more live-able.  That's how we roll.  

Do yourself a favor and pull up a chair, hang out a while and take some time to relax.  Heck, you might even chuckle a little bit.  We can't promise that, but we CAN promise you that will punch someone in the stomach if it makes you feel better.  We appreciate you stopping by, and invite you to become part of our community of J-Fans.  Give us your feedback, tell us you love us, take our moms out on dates.  Most importantly, laugh a little bit 'cause...I don't know, life is better that way?

--Austin Of Locksley