So there I was...minding my own business when the most unusual thing happened last week. I was going to enjoy a nice dinner when all of a sudden waiters started screaming and little children was running for there lives! Frankly I had no idea what was going on. Was there a earthquake, did they run out of scrumptious crab legs?? Did the youth of america finally realize how lame High School Musical and Disney is becoming? (Man dont you wish that last was true??) Anywho back to the story!

I slowly made my way around the tables ever so cautious as to not disturb what absurd force has disturbed the peace. By now I had some time to think and put 2 and 2 together. Crab Legs + Terror can only mean one thing...