
We've just received a startling picture taken of the legendary "Grizz". This picture helps to confirm what we believe to be a part of The Grizz's dietary habits. Read on to find out more about this elusive and fascinating creature!

Behold! The Grizz was spotted at a local fast food restaurant looking for one thing, and one thing only...COOKIES! It seems this beast of the wild is fond of things other than the flesh of fallen creatures in the African plains. Witnesses claim to have seen him order a single cookie, which he held and ate in a dainty fashion. The individual who took the picture was quoted as saying "It was the most serene display of cookie consumption I have EVER seen. Here was this notoriously viscious beast taking it's time and savoring every delicious morsel of it's chocolate chip cookie. It was absolutely wonderful!"
Our J-FP Cryptozoologists are still in pursuit of the Grizz in an attempt to discover what this creature actually is.
--Austin of Locksley
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