Hey J-Fans, it's been a few months.  How have you been?  We've been good.  Okay, that's a lie.  Perhaps the better question for you to ask is "Where have you been?"

I'll let The Grizz field that one...

As many of the J-Fans are aware, the office where 90% of the J-Staff sought employment closed down.  Something about the economy and what have you.  Anyway, being that we had to get our lives in order the J-Staff took some time off and decided to find ourselves.  Some of us found our way, others found themselves at the local IHOP.  I wish I would have been found at an IHOP, they have delicious french toast.

The good news is that we've met several times over the past few weeks and we're working on some things that you may like.  Of course, if you like hookers and cheap cigars we're fresh out.  What can I say, Grumbles likes his hookers.  As with anything, you're probably going to see some changes here at The J-FP.  We're still devoted to the 2012 Zombie Apocalypse cause, and our most noble cause of bringing truth to the world.  That won't change any.  What will change is our lack of robot content.  And that's all I can say about that.

Stay tuned J-Fans!  Be back Wednesday for some new content and a belly full of laughs.

--Austin of Locksley

Hey J-Fans!  By now you've noticed that we're back to normal here at The J-FP.  Well, it's really as normal as we get anyway.  We've celebrated The 4th of July, paid tribute to Joe Dirt and now we're going back to keeping you up to date on how to be 2012 Ready.  Oh, and we're also doing other articles too, as you've probably also noticed.  What else do we have in store?  What's our plan?  Where did ShortStack get his name?!  Click the button below to find out...

Hey J-Fans, it's time for a J-FP news update.  First and foremost, you've probably noticed we've got a new look to the site.  You're probably also wondering why we've fashioned it after Joe Dirt.  Well, click the button below to find out the answer to that question, as well as the answers to a couple of others regarding the site.

Hey J-Fans!  By now you've seen the face lift we've given the sight, and hopefully you find it satisfactory.  We're still adding little bells and whistles here and there, so keep your eyeballs peeled for those.  We've fixed a problem with new user registration, so if you tried registering and couldn't, please feel free to do so now.  It's totally working and having more J-Fans leaving comments is always a plus.

We've had a bevy of new articles thrown your way, so if you're a little behind, now would be the time to catch up.  In addition to that, we've got more steady updates and more 2012 readiness articles headed in your general direction.  Check it out, grab some popcorn and come see what we have to offer.  That being said, Do NOT under ANY circumstances offer to have The Grizz stay with you in your home.

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