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I've been forced to rethink the landscape of the world after the zombie apocalypse. In considering our world's readiness to combat a massive zombie infestation I have theorized a possible silver lining to the clouds that darken our future.

 

 

Strength through leadership

 
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Alright J-Fans, why the world mourns the loss of the King of Pop and one of Charlie's Angels, I thought maybe we should do something to remember these two fallen icons by.  And then I thought "Everyone else is doing that, so you need to do something else".  Realizing I was totally right, I decided it's time to get out some tools of destruction out and compare them.  We're not talking about guns in this article, rather we're sticking with two common anti-zombie utilities that a lot of people instictively turn to in a zombie apocalypse.  You see, as a human being you're hard coded to love these kinds of items.  But are both equally effective?  We'll tell ya the answer to that question as we dig down deeper into this article.  Also, no, they're not equally effective...

Two sharp objects walk into a bar...

 
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Today’s gadget is what I like to call ideal for zombie genocide. The shotgun!

NOTLD

 

Shotguns!  YAY!

 
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Slow zombies are slow.

Alright J-Fans, it's time for a short video about slow zombies.  I would go into detail about what it goes over, but  I just typed all this up and then my system was all like "Hey Pal, I don't like you right now, you and your good looks!"  I tried to tell it just to do what I needed it to do but then it said "Too bad jerk-face, I'm deleting what you typed!" 

So check out this awesome video!

...by clicking the link below

 

Check out our 2012 video

 
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Today’s gadget is the Sword.

The sword is perfect for zombie killing. I have to say there is nothing like a big piece of steel slicing through zombies, taking them out Highlander style!

Highlander

Need to amp up you sword skills? That’s ok you have a few years to study up and so you can start kicking Zombie ass when the time comes.

Click for more swords.  They're grrrrrreat!

 
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