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I hate to tell stories but this is one I can’t not tell.

ShortStack is a handy guy around the house. Who needs to call someone when you have the "can-do" attitude I have?  So here I go.

In my backyard I have these ugly lilac bushes and I decided to cut them all down. I grab a chain saw and go to work. Branches were dropping like they are Zombie parts in 2012.

What happens next?

 

To Whomever Is Out There, If You Are Listening You Are The Resistance! LOL JK

Well J-fans we have been missing for awhile.

"Where have we been hiding?" you ask

Well I got the New Super Mario Bros Wii and that should say it all.

Stand by for more to come in the next few weeks as we are back.

 

I never though the day would come when i would be sitting at home in my Spongebob pajamas, surfing the web, and be approached by a hobo! But that day is upon us as the vagrant at www.e-hobo.net has managed to beg from the comfort of his own home public library. With a slogan like "Show the world you give a buck!" this digital vagabond is serious about you giving him money! To be kind and fair to the wonderful people willing to give a buck, he will reward you with a name and short message or link on his homepage. (cheap advertising!) So we know this drifter isn't out there only for himself, he is doing what he can to help in the troubled times we live.

Several benefits come from giving to the e-hobo.

1. When approached on the street by a hobo, you can simply say "I gave a buck online!" and proceed on without guilt!

2. Never have to smell a live hobo again.

3. No risk of being stabbed, shanked, cut or bludgeoned for refusal of donation.

4. Cheap advertising for your website and an up in your pagerank. 

I invite you all to visit www.e-hobo.net and then tell you friends you give a buck and so should they!

 
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Why hello JFP'ers. Recently your favorite HAPPY guy Grumbles has been somewhat put in the ring. You see, I'm a pretty easy going guy. Nothing gets me down.  However the past few weeks it appears some of the fellow JFP staff has decided to push Grumbles' buttons. Who is the first person, you ask?  Well then click below to "save" Stevo.

Click to save stevo MWAHA

 
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After a brief absence I have found a gadget that made me want to bring this section back to life.

I know you’re like "ShortStack, what could be this great?" well let’s read on and find out.

I haven't seen anything this grand  during all my time writing for the J-files….

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Great, no the greatest of greatness

 
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