Angry Awards #4
Friday, 05 June 2009 11:05 | 
Author: The Grizz | 
J-Fans I have some bad news. Grumbles and I were going to go on a fantastic adventure this weekend. But on Thursday I got some bad news. It is because of this bad news I am angry. I had to vent my rage or I might have broken someone. Here is this week’s angry award.
Grizz
Austin I just got some terrible news...
Austin of Locksley
They're making a sequel to Dumb and Dumber?
Grizz
No its worse.
Austin of Locksley
Shut The Front Door.
Grizz
For reals.
Austin of Locksley
I refuse to believe that anything and I mean ANYTHING could be more terrible than a sequel to Dumb and Dumber.
Grizz
The MC Hammer Vanilla Ice show has been...
POSTPONED
Austin of Locksley
Wait. The one that you and Grumbles were going to go to?
Grizz
The same. I am soooo angry right now. This enough to make anyone angry. This would piss Gandhi off to the point of violence. Foo would start cappin' suckas
Austin of Locksley
I concur! This concert had the power to change the world, and it's been postponed?! I'm ...speechless.
Grizz
I’m not. Those *expletive deleted* if I had them in front of me now I would *expletive deleted* their *expletive deleted* so far up their *expletive deleted* that they would *expletive deleted* out their *expletive deleted* so hard they would *expletive deleted* bricks!!!!
Austin of Locksley
DUDE
Grizz
Dude
Austin of Locksley
I don't even know what you just said.
Grizz
PAIN!!!! LOTS OF PAIN!!!!
Austin of Locksley
You know what we should do?
Grizz
Track down the people who did this, slash their car tires and fill them with cement?
Austin of Locksley
No, no, take another guess.
Grizz
Weep, wail and gnash our teeth?
Austin of Locksley
No. Guess again!
Grizz
Well everything else I can think of involves a live buffalo, 2 gallons of ice cream and a box of crayons...
Austin of Locksley
You're getting closer, but no, that's not it.
Grizz
Well you’ve got me what should we do?
Austin of Locksley
We should send them thank you cards that we color with crayons. On the outside it'll be all nice and pretty and guess what's on the inside...
Grizz
PAIN?!?!
Austin of Locksley
Guess again!
Grizz
LOTS OF PAIN!!!
Austin of Locksley
Nope. On the inside is....................nothing!
Grizz
Absolutely nothing?
Austin of Locksley
Yah! And then they'll be like "What's this thank you card for?" And I'll go "It's for NOTHIN'!"
Grizz
That’s right jerks! Thanks for nothin'
IN YOUR FACE!!!!
Austin of Locksley
Please Hammer don't hurt 'em!
Grizz
They better pray if they want to make it today
Austin of Locksley
I say we give them an angry award, for being stupid and making us angry.
Grizz
Very angry
Austin of Locksley
And then you guys can go see them in November and be un-angry
Grizz
I like the sound of that
Austin of Locksley
As Official Hander Outer of The Angry Award, I hereby award Visual Sound Production with their awards. I hope you enjoyed pissing us off.
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