Well hello there J-Fans.  It’s time once again for the Angry Awards.  This week I was thinking about a past experience I had with a cab driver.  It’s a story of broken dreams, vengeance and Eskimos.  

Grizz:  So I had to go to the air port a few months back.  I didn’t want to park in long term parking so I left my car at my cousin’s house and decided to take a cab

Austin of Locksley:  What's wrong with long term parking?

Grizz:  I’m cheap

Austin of Locksley: Yah, but what's the out of pocket expense for the long term versus a cab?  Cabs can be expensive...

Grizz:  Well it was cheaper then what it would have cost to park for the amount of time was going to be gone. But I paid in other ways...

Austin of Locksley:  Well why didn't you just have your cousin take you to the airport?  Then you wouldn't have had to shell out any cash at all. Wait... 

When you say you paid in other ways, you didn't have to like, sell a kidney or anything did you?

Grizz:  No it was the shattered image of cabs that I had gotten from TV and the movies. I was about to get into the back seat like they do in the shows and he stopped me saying that I could come sit up front with him... It was very creepy I was afraid that he was going to put his hand on my leg or something.

Austin of Locksley:  Why would he do that?

Grizz:   Have you ever seen any of the harry potter movies?

Austin of Locksley:  No.  You can take that Harry Potter nonsense and throw it right out a window.

Grizz:  Well there is an actor who plays a character called Argus Filch...

...well the cab driver looked like him...

Austin of Locksley: He's kind of a creepy looking guy. So why are you telling me this story?  Are you wishing me to be creeped out?

Grizz:  No I am angry that I wasn’t allowed to sit in the back of the cab.  It crushed my dreams!  I WANT REVENGE!!!

Austin of Locksley:  Yah but for every Argus Filch there's an Antonio Scarpacci...

Grizz:  What?

Austin of Locksley:  Well I'm just sayin' for every creepy Argus Filch there's gotta be an equal amount of Antonio Scarpaccis.  Isn't that like, a law or something?  I don't know though, I don't ride in cabs.

Grizz:  Doesn’t matter I am still angry with cab drivers in general because they won’t let me sit in the back... ANGRY!!!!

Austin of Locksley:  Oh.  Well, in that case I'm angry along with you!

Grizz:  ANGRY!!!!!!

Austin of Locksley:  AUSTIN SMAAAAAAAAAAASH!

Grizz:  GRIZZ SMASH!!!!!!!

Austin of Locksley:  Wait... aside from the sitting in the back is there anything else we can be angry at them for?

Grizz:  mmmmm Well... Oh!  No, no that won’t work...  well what about...  no not that either I guess not...  Wait What about places where there a lot of taxies?

Austin of Locksley:  That would mean we'd have to hate places instead of taxi cabs, and well, I don't know, that's a lot of places.

Grizz:  Oh I am sure we can narrow it down to one...

Austin of Locksley:  Alaska? That's a place, right?

Grizz:  Yes that is a place but I doubt there is a big demand for taxi cabs...

Austin of Locksley:  They might have Taxi snowmobiles!

Grizz:  But that isn’t something to be angry about that is the coolest thing ever.

Austin of Locksley:  Do they even have those?

Grizz:  Not sure.  I think we should look into that a little further.

Austin of Locksley:  Yes, yes, we'll look into it.  In the meantime, we should focus on being angry and use that anger to change the world. Down with taxi cabs!

Grizz:  GRIZZ SMASH!!!

Austin of Locksley:  WAIT!   ...are we mad at taxis or taxi drivers?

Grizz:  Yes

Austin of Locksley:  Then let us bestow upon them our Angry Award, for making us angry!

Grizz:  ANGRY!!!!