Here's the deal.  I just typed up this most excellent intro to our newest series of articles and then my computer was all like "Hey, shut your stupid face!"  SO Internet, this is what you get for an intro instead.  I would apologize if I weren't furiously throwing things about my home at the moment.  Long story short, there are some celebs we could all do without. Click the button below to find out who we currently aren't liking...and I'll bet you can already name one of 'em off the top of your head.

Let me be honest here for a moment.  Megan Fox is a beautiful woman.  Most men would agree and probably most women too.  Yah, she's a nice piece of eye candy.  She's such good eye candy in fact, that's all she was used for in both Transformers movies.  Come on...you know what I'm talking about.  Here's the problem with Megan Fox though; she can't act her way out of a paper bag.  Every role she plays, she's always playing the same person.  I get that she's an attractive woman, really I do, but anytime I see her on TV I just roll my eyes and go "here comes Ms. Monotone".  I could go the rest of my life without ever watching her "act" again and be just fine.  Odds are you could too, you just don't realize it 'cause you're too busy staring at her bazoombas.

This guy is making life difficult for regular guys in the real world.  In case you've been living in a closet for the last year and a half, there was this book turned into a movie called Twilight. In it, there's these super shiny vampires and one of 'em just happens to look like the dopey younger brother of Harry Conick Jr.  Ladies LOVE Robert Pattinson. He's apparently dreamy.  It doesn't matter if you're a pre-teen or a woman in your 40's.  This lankey vampire is your slice of pie.  If you think he's the bee's knees, that's fine.  I'm just tired of hearing about him and the stupid excuse of a vampire he potrays on the big screen. Stupid shiny vampires and your stupid non-vampire attributes.

Ah Kanye West, you pompous asshat.  You knew it was coming.  It's IMPOSSIBLE to do a list like this without bringing up this talentless hack.  Truth be told, he's the entire reason this new section exists.  In a way, I guess we owe him for giving us this idea.  Now, it would be too easy to talk about the whole Taylor Swift VMA incident.  I mean come on, when you get booed at the VMAs for showing the world what a non contributing zero you are, chances are everyone's talked about it to death.  Here's the thing I don't like about Kanye West though.  Wanna know what it is?  The one thing I don't like about Kanye West is the fact that he's Kanye West.  He's the very definition of arrogant and is well on his way to being the definition of ignorant.  He's the self proclaimed voice of his generation, and the guy wrote a book...then later admitted that he didn't read books but hey, he wrote one so mad props to him.  Plus, he's always watching you behind those sunglasses that look like they're blinds.  In a way, it makes him look like the creepy perv-o neighbor from down the street.

And there you have it J-Fans, a coupel of celebs we think the world could do without.  To be fair though, I'm sure they're nice people.  Well, I'm sure Mr. Dreamy Vampire is anyway.  Megan Fox is probably a wench and Kanye West would be too busy talking about himself to actually have an intelligent conversation with.  To the three of you, we extend our thanks.  Were it not for you existing, we wouldn't have come up with a new series of articles to talk about you.  Nicely played!