GOOOOOOD DAY J-Fans. I said GOOD DAY.

Today I want to talk about the great Kevin Smith. This guy is in a league of his own and not the crappy chick baseball movie either. Kevin has given us great movies that include Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey girl, Clerks II, Zack and Miri, and now Cop out.  But Kevin Smith isn't just your average every day guy.  He's an awesome guy that has never done anything even remotely considered bad.

Okay, one thing Kevin has done badly is jump start the career of Ben Affleck and his life partner Matt Damon…

Although they're not bad in their Kevin Smith movie roles (well Jersey girl sucks, minus George Carlin he was pretty awesome in everything).

Kevin also gave the bump to Jason Lee, One of the greatest specimens of professional actors today.

Even with all of the great things Kevin has given the world and the likable guy he is, he still isn’t good enough to fly southwest. Southwest now says your bags fly free but chunky guys need not board.  What kind of crap is that? A Hollywood director, writer, and actor and he gets kicked off the plane? Southwest should have given the boot to 2 skinny people rather than a rich guy with a little extra pounds.

They didn’t think it would hit the news? Did they think Silent Bob was really silent? Come on, Really?

Celebes are given get out of jail free cards all of the time for wife beating, DUIs, and drugs but try to get on a commercial airliner and they herd you off like cattle.

This guy made a chick god, George Carlin a cardinal, Luke Skywalker a cocknocker,  Princess Leia a nun, fat girls swim hundreds of laps just to die and get knocked out of her casket, and Shannon Doherty look like less of an (expletive deleted)... although we know that is not true. Say would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?  They’re a little melty but damn are they exquisite.

Kevin Smith I give you 2 thumbs up. Snoogins!