Dear readers,
Now, You may have noticed, this article here I want you to know, that I dont like KrissKross. And I do not wear a snuggie, that photo was clearly doctored. I wear a much better, Slanket!
Now what do I do when I am hidden in my delicious warmth that is the slanket? I watch my favorite show. Pokemon. Yes dear readers. I maybe the olders J-files staffer and 35 years of age, but I am also the more handsome and most awesome. My dear co-writer Austin made a special apperance in a pokemon show! You can view it here.

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Now let me tell you why I do not like live pokemon. Pikachu is clearly out of scale. It is common knowledge that Pikachu is 1 foot 4 inches tall. That would mean that Ash would have to be around 1 foot 8 inches tall. We all know he around 4 feet tall.
Now that you know my dark secret, do you want to know Austins? If you dare, click here. Yes that is him, third from the left.