Special Report!
Wednesday, 29 April 2009 08:29 | 
Author: ShortStack | 
This Just in! The robots are starting to revolt. The proof is here.
A Swedish robot nearly killed a dude but won't be prosecuted or locked up!
The Local, a Swedish new site says that the near-fatal "incident" took place at a factory north of Stockholm.
A worker Dude was about to fix a broken rock-lifting robot. He'd shut the power off, but Skynet kicked in and the machine suddenly woke up and grabbed the man by the noggin and broking four ribs. The guy was close to being crushed.
They decided not to prosecute either the company that owned the factory or its robot, giving it a free pass.
• Click here to read the full report in The Local.
Craziness! There are those who say “Chill out lil man, it’s only a machine not a real robot!”
Hello!!! Ever heard of RISE OF THE MACHINES?! This is a Swedish Terminator.
Not to be confused with a Governator!
Be scared, be real scared! Skynet has started to take over. I, for one am ready!
I have stock piled beans and rice to prepare for the inevitable take over of the machines.
Not only do I have a lot of beans and rice, I have a wall to keep the machines from getting through.
Of course all of this food may attract the Justinator:
Which is scarier? Anyone want to buy a wall of rice and beans?
| Comments |
|
