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If you've read the "About The J-F Project!" piece, then you'll know that The Justice Files are essentially a composition of Top Secret files uncovered by our J-FP spy crew.  Often we get asked if we know anything about Abraham Lincoln and the answer to that question is a loud "YES".  Of course, that answer also depends on who you are and who you work for.  If you work for a shady organization trying to keep secrets from the world, the answer is a loud "Oh well, probably not.  No.  Most definitely not". 

Because we want to bring the truth to the world, we're eager to present to you the first of many pieces we have about Abraham Lincoln.  We calls these, The Lincoln Papers...

 

Excerpts from our pieces about the famous U.S. President.

 


If you know anything about Abraham Lincoln, it's that he was a great president.  In fact, he's often known as one of the greatest presidents the United States of America has ever had.  Anyone who tells you otherwise is a heretic, and possibly infatuated with High School Musical.  Abraham Lincoln was the very definition of a real man.  How so?  He was a great leader, he was an avid wrestler and he wielded an axe like nobody's business.  Add to that his stature and sheer strength and you've got the recipe for a man's man.  He wasn't much of a looker though...but I doubt he worried much about that.  Abe was a thinker, and was an educated and intelligent man.  So what's the dirt on this celebrated President? 

 

 

Lincoln at his desk with a super secret book of secrets.

 

Well we all know he was assassinated, but what was the real motivation?  A lot of people pin it on Lincoln's pursuit of freedom for slaves or tie it in with some of the other aspects of the Civil War.  What you won't hear though, is the truth.  You see J-Fans, shortly after his re-election, Abraham Lincoln stumbled upon a rare book.  This book contained many secrets about ancient civilizations, curses, baking recipes, you name it.  The book naturally intrigued Lincoln, and he would go on to share this information with his son...

 

Lincoln and son, reading secrets in the top secret book.

 

The book was known as The Secret Book of the Secrets of Civilization.  Our scientists are still trying to decipher HOW exactly Lincoln obtained the book, and what happened to it after his assassination.  Luckily, Lincoln had a notebook that contained some of his inner most thoughts.  Some of those thoughts actually reference The Secret Book of the Secrets of Civilization.  One entry reads "The book holds such detailed descriptions of these ancient peoples that I find myself unable to stop reading it on some occasions".   

What we found great interest in, and something that we think the world needs to know is Lincoln's awareness of the Mayan Calendar.  He states "It is obvious to me that the Mayan people knew something concerning the future of the world.  Here it is, in plain sight and yet it eludes my every attempt at unworking it's secrets."

Timing however, was not on Lincoln's side.  The Civil War consumed much of his endeavors as President, and he never quite got the time to fully discover what the calendar actually meant.  At Antietam, Lincoln met with Allan Pinkerton and John Alexander McClernand and revealed to them what he had uncovered...

 

Lincoln reveals his findings

 

His two associates agreed to help Lincoln's efforts in any way possible.  The three of them worked together in what time they could get, but it simply wasn't enough.  Eventually the three opted to stop their pursuit of the answers so that they could focus on the war efforts.  Abraham Lincoln would not truly quit though.  Every chance he got, Lincoln was studying that book.  In fact, the morning of his assassination, Lincoln had finally uncovered the secret behind the Mayan Calendar, a secret that wouldn't be revealed to the world for another 144 years...

Unfortunately for Lincoln, he would never get to reveal the truths he discovered.  We have his writings, which indicate he knew that a great plague would befall the world in the year 2012, but the origin remained a mystery to him.  John Wilkes Booth had discovered what Lincoln's intent was, and he took it upon himself to silence the President forever.  But why?  That's a file for another day.  For now, let us focus on the great President Abraham Lincoln...

 

You don't get a statue for being anything less than great.

 

 He spent his life working for what he gained, and gave his life in the pursuit of truth.  Who knows what would have become of Lincoln had he been given the chance to live?  Well, we do actually.  We totally figured that out too, 'cause that's how we roll.  Also, in case you were wondering where we got the notebook, it was in the memorial, but not quite where you'd think it would be.  That too, is a story for another time.  But hey, at least you know that Abraham Lincoln knew something about 2012 as well...

 --Austin of Locksley

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StevO P. Hemingway  - Scribe of secrets   |2009-06-10 23:55:54
avatar I heard this book has a tie in to the Necronomicon that H.P. Lovecraft so frequently wrote about.
ShortStack   |2009-06-11 15:20:08
avatar Poor Abe looked like a Zombie!
Austin Of Locksley  - King   |2009-06-11 15:27:54
avatar Well he looked like one, yah, but I think if you asked him he'd say he was very much against zombie rights.
Warlocke  - Non only was Lincoln a douche...   |2009-06-30 18:15:13
avatar but he WROTE, PRODUCED and DIRECTED all the High School Musicals.

All this stuff about Lincoln being a "great president" is pure propaganda. I know that's not the "popular" view but it IS the truth.

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