Throughout much of documented history, a secret organization has been pulling strings behind historical events.  More secret than The Illuminati, more prestigious then the Skull and Bones club, and much more fashionable then the Free Masons.

The GCW or The Grand Council of Women is a secret society run entirely by women.  Card carrying members are found in every possible location.  Their missions is a simple one.  To protect the world from the mistakes of men.  While noble as this maybe, it is not without fault.

1943 First Assassination attempt on Hitler. 

Operation Valkyrie  was not the first major attempt on Hitler's life.   The GCW had a very highly trained assassin that was to kill Hitler during his birthday parade on April 20th, 1943.  Lucalinda Westina was to take the world's first suppressed sniper rifle deep in enemy territory and shoot him in the face.  The British born woman was trained in the deep underground secret labs of the local GCW to be a crack shot under pressure in the worst conditions possible. 

She could handle a sniper rifle with a chipped nail. 

 The IWC developed a special rife that was a precursor to the ZG 1229 Vampir rifle.  This rifle, codenamed 'Candyland' had a night vision scope and fired a subsonic round with more accuracy then the Mosin-Nagant and Mauser 98k rifles.  The real kicker was the bullets which were disguised to look like lipstick containers. The bullets were skull penetrating, brain mashing, fragmenting, face busting, exploding bullets filled with lemony fresh poison acid. Even if the sniper only hit the target in the arm, the added effect of poison would finish the job.

How it failed

Belgium waffles.

Lucalinda landed in Belgium from London and stopped for a snack.  Women have long been lovers of the pastries and desserts.  And this was the undoing of the Hitler assassination plot.  Having spent more time then needed enjoying chocolates, Lucalinda missed her chance to meet her contact in Berlin and was soon captured by German Gestapo Officers.  She narrowly escaped by trading in her rifle for her life under the story that she was holding it for a friend.

2003 to present:The Alien Invasion.

Currently, there is threat known to only a select few.  The Grand Council of Women have been protecting us from this threat so secretly and out in the open that you know about this plot, but have no idea its right in front of you.

The lizard people.

One might think this only for the tinfoil hat wearing Art Bell Fanatic, but this threat is very real.  The GCW is in control of much of the media and fashion world.  When you see this horrible abomination:

Its to protect you from this:

So when the lizard people walk out in the open, you will know it’s a bad thing.  The GCW created big sun glasses to scare you.  It's a fact you can not trust a woman that wears big sun glasses. This concludes this entry on the GCW, please tune in later for more!