As the  (well by the looks of it, Austin started to write an article, and I, Endangered Howell will now take the time to jump in and point out that his complete articel consisted of "As the."  I've heard that he is quite busy with his personal life and what nots, but doesn't excuse his lack of attention to detail....He only comes in to the office to beat us and force us to crank out articles, he then keeps them in a vault that is only to be used in case the world is in desperate need of entertainment. )

*ENTER LONDO*

I am not one to typically pirate someones article but since the deed is done i may as well reap the benefits. Im like the the getaway driver at a bank robbery. If things go down smooth, i get the phat lootz but if shit goes haywire you bet your ass im peeling out! anyway i thought i would take this moment to plug my upcoming article on the Flat Earth Society and the terrible lies and corruption within! well i hope that was a good enough plug because im going to stop typing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...