Recent study displays startling figures.

As part of a recent joint venture between CNN and the J-Files a shocking study has economic analysts stocking up on shot guns and dehydrated food packets.

This could be the sign that the world, in fact, is going to end in a horrific explosion of fear and panic.  These figures have been reported to be so depressing that readers with mental deficiency and a history of self harm mixed with heavy depression and drug abuse, may in fact think about suicide after reading the article.

You have been warned.

• A staggering 100% of the unemployed citizens in America have no job.   With constant cut backs from major employers, we will not see this number fall anytime in the near future.
• Oil companies continue to make money off selling fuel, even with gas prices at an all time low.
• Gas guzzling SUV’s such as the Hummer continue to use more fuel than hybrid cars like the Prious.
• The winter months will decline in temperature and heating bills will rise as a result.
• In the month of December, honest Christian house-holds  see a RISE in their electric bill, simply because they have Christmas lights turned on.
• Credit card Debit rises to  catastrophic amounts around the time when Christmas shopping is at its peak.
• Suicidal emo Space Dolphins have a lot more technology then say, space Were-Wolves.  Space Samurai Lizards are pretty ok though.  I still prefer Space Chickens.
• Space Dogs, Space Fish, Space Ants, Space Monkies, Space Lizards are all good and well, (minus the worst voice acting on the planet....) but can not hold a candle to a real Galactic Civlization. 

*note, Stevo P Hemmingway fully supports both Kereberos and Star Dock for their great games, but space ants,dolphins and werewolves are very corny.  Sorry Kereberos, Space Dolphins are just hard to take seriously...