We all know and love our friend the garlic clove.  We have always taken advantage of this fellow, and never given anything back.  Well I am here today to stand up for the rights of the garlic against the  Garlic Clove of America and Other Not So Important Countries that also Eat Garlic without Caring (GCAONSICEGC.)   How many times has garlic saved you from a vampire-ninja?  You don't know you say?  I suppose that IS  a good answer, because if you knew about it you wouldn't be reading right now.   Anywho there has been a call to arms for the friendly garlic, please concider what garlic has done for you in your years and choose wisely.  The GCAONSICEGC must be confronted, and only you can prevent garlic fires.