Vicarious Pleasures - The McRib
Monday, 29 September 2008 17:24 | 
Author: Londo | 
Oh sweet tangy Lord in heaven. Thou hath granted upon us something glorious, something so tender and amazing that i dared not try one myself. I can only begin to describe my vicarious encounter with the McRib...
Yes, thats the one and only Londo intently gazing upon The Grizz as he feasts upon the 32nd wonder of the world. The McRib has left me so elated i can still taste that tangy sweet BBQ sauce on the artificially shaped piece of 29% real pork. I may have never felt the glorious flavor on my own tongue, but i felt it in my heart. A sandwich this amazing does not simply sit by and get eaten unoticeably! It claws its way into the very souls of anyone even remotely close. As The Grizz vicously devoured the McRib, I watched the honey-brown colored sauce drip through his fingers and into the wild forest of his beard. I thought to myself, "Just lick that sauce from his beard Londo! No one will notice... NO! I musn't. I am not worthy"! After about 5 minutes of me staring at The Grizz's beard, Austin of Locksley slapped me across the face and i awoke from my beatiful dream. It was time to leave. The McRib had gone and all i had left were the memories. I will carry these memories with me wherever I go. Until the McRib comes back for a limited time only again!-Londo
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